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“Hamasturbation” refers to the subtle stroking that Gaza’s most beloved mass murderers receive from certain figures in the press and the diplomatic corps. First, there was this one, that made sure to let us know that even though Israel targeted a Hamas police

A group of mamas recently had something to get off their chests about Facebook. Or, rather, on their chests. Apparently, Facebook won’t let women post pictures of breast-feeding, deeming the photos obscene—well, at least photos that show the milk-money

by Jed Oelbaum

Ernesto Guevara, doctor, Jedi freedom fighter, popular T-shirt design and the subject of Steven Soderbergh’s fawning four and a half hour Che, was executed in Bolivia, already beaten down by the rigors of his failed insurgency, still high off

I thought People magazine was kidding when it announced that the next iteration of “The Real Housewives of…” travesty would take place in New Jersey. (See the October 13th issue—the one with Paul Newman on the cover).

But according to Craigslist—joke’s

Obviously, the iPhone’s primary use is to host a variety of pointless dollar-suck applications. If anyone pulls this out at midnight, knock it out of their hand and smash it. Happy New Year’s!

Along with its typical Bush-bashing,Vanity Fair bestows an unexpected treat in this month’s issue: A hilarious, irreverent and downright acerbic article by witty British writer, A. A. Gill, which chronicles his experience taking the Sex and the City tour

There’s a new neighborhood blog in NYC that’s fed up with gentrification and the mediocre eateries that always seem to follow. Its writers recently compiled an impressive (and often cruel/funny) roundup of the best and worst bagel shops within the most

This is the perfect thing to pass along to your gay-hating uncle. Or, to say, I don’t know, MC Rick Warren. It’s the perfect amount of mind-changing, tearjerking, guilt-inducing Flickr Prop 8 needs. In your face, Hate.

Big Happie Hair will penis-pump your dome into eye candy. Apparently, all you need is a can of aqua-net and this plastic tubing and wah-lah. You’ve achieved Winehouse.

Let me get this straight: A Florida woman is having sex with a man she is not married to and her former church is going to go public with it. In turn, she has decided to scoop the church by going to the news first. 

I’m kinda appalled by this entire turn