The 100 Greatest Jewish Movie Moments
As the stars emerge this Sunday, the holiest of high holidays begins for Jews across the land. It’s that magical night when agents, producers and actors worship before that awe-inspiring, golden god named Oscar. In preparation for this red-carpet slumber
If Jews Really Ruled the World: Oscar Edition
Jonathan Jacobs is a Brooklyn-based writer, director, artist and DJ who wonders what life would be like if the Jews really did control all the governments, wars, business transactions and media. To commemorate the 82nd Academy Awards, Jacobs presents the Oscar
Urban Kvetch: “Alternative” Parenting Techniques
I don’t give a shit about your boy’s need for “imaginary play.” Especially when the little brat spills his organic chocolate milk all over my $200 shoes. Am I at McDonald’s Play Place? And it’s not okay to let him scream in a restaurant because he
Link Round Up Goes to the Movies
Alfred Hitchcock: King of Jungle? (Pistols@Noonish)
No Scooby for Old Doo (Current)
Liam Neeson Acquires Tim Burton’s Fetish For Dead Looking Chicks (FilmDrunk)
Space Invaders to be First 8-Bit, 3D Thriller (Forecast: Shitty with a Chance of Seizures) (
Dreidel Hustler Doll Found at MoMA Store in Manhattan
Yesterday, a fellow Heeb conspirator sent this pic of a Dreidel Hustler doll, found at New York’s prestigious MoMA store. I gotta admit, it’s pretty damn exciting to know upscale, arty-farty museum shoppers are feeling up a yarn-spun version of me. Luckily,
Will Artie Lange Return to the Stern Show? The Heeb Superfan Roundtable Chimes in
Last week on The Howard Stern Show, the King of All Media gave his audience a status update on depressed porkchop sidekick Artie Lange, who, back in January, stabbed himself nine times and has since been on the showbiz sidelines.
“What is there to update?”
The Pour ‘Em Party, NYC: Caught on Camera
The Pour ‘Em Party in New York came and went, and we still don’t know what hit us. Jews and their admirers mingled, danced and got seriously naughty on the holiday no one really knows anything about, except for the drinking and the nakedness.
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Happy Israeli Apartheid Week!
As if last weekend’s Purim festivities weren’t enough, some are partying all week long with a little something called “Israeli Apartheid Week,” an annual college event where over-privileged students, filmmakers and artists conflate South African history,
Holocaust Memoir Night Finally Made Complete with Animation
For those who lack the time to read all 109 pages of Elie Wiesel’s classic memoir, no worries. Now, with 60 Second Recap, you can learn all about surviving the Holocaust as you update your Facebook status. What better way to understand the complexities of
The Weird Al Sex Tape
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So this won’t be exclusive news to anyone, or, for that matter, that funny, but it’s amazing that an entertainer like Weird Al Yankovic — who, let’s face it, was shrouded in obscurity even when he had a Saturday morning television
